Sbud

Sbud,
I just hate it when you send me back to the Narks. I hate that place. The people there are strange, they have strange ways and very strange ideas. The last time I was there I had to tell them where I went, what I was doing and why. I had to tell them what I did when I went bathroom. It was ridiculous but the Narks said they had to know, just in case.
There’s a bulletin borad that the Narks use to post all their information. I’m expected to learn eveyrthing on that bulletin board. I tried to obey, but you know me, el stupido, I kept getting the postings all mixed up and I got in big trouble.
I missed an important meeting, thought it was in the blue room when it was in the green room. Boy did I get yelled at for that mistake.
Then there was the thing in the bio lab. I had to dissect this frog and got all the information wrong. I ended up doing taking off the frog’s legs when I was just supposed to draw a picture of the frog. I killed the frog. I feel so bad. I got in tons of trouble for that mistake.
I can’t seem to do anytning right, the Narks are always yelling at me. I hate it here and want to come live with you. I don’t understand why I can’t stay with you. I won’t be any trouble, you said you had an extra room that’s empty, I can stay there. I got a good job and I can get there really easy from your place, why can’t I stay with you, I don’t understand.
Please come and get me, I hate it here at the Narks.
Pumpkin